fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

yes.

(Source: fake-mermaid)

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the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

Oh look at this sweet baby! I will be her friend.

<3 <3 <3

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merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

We definitely have resting bitch face too - I SEENTIT!!
Plus I know I myself have it sometimes, because people will randomly ask me if something is wrong, or say they were afraid of me for a while until they got to know me.
Relax. Not everything is a dig at your gender. Disregard the bozos. Move the fuck on.

(Source: theanunnakiconnection)

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new music, almost done

BASILISK

I would rather see a dragon, basilisk
Both less poisonous
You slither underneath my wall
All I need is one look
I hate/love you
I would rather see a scorpion, your maidens
Much less venomous
Sprigs in their hair
All I need is one to turn you
I love/hate you
I hate the way you
Breathe in, the way you breathe out
The way you pick me when I wear
Sprigs in my hair
All I need is one, all I need…
I love/hate/love/hate/love the way you
Breathe fire, the way you burn me
The way your tongue splits in two
When you kiss me I can’t see
Only one of you
You care when I wear
Sprigs in my hair
I hate/love love/love you
I love the way you
Slither under my wall
All I need is to be
Without you, with you

Who fancies me? and wants to kiss me

keepersoftheshire:

I know the answer to this, no one!

ha!
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tinder is generally a complete waste of time, unless you’re fucking with people - then it’s (sometimes) fun.

<3 <3 <3

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cutely-perverted:

Me too

YAASSSSSSSSSSSS!

(Source: coalgirls)

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Anonymous said: Why do you think gay sex is wrong?

those:

the bible said

the bible is wrong.

<3 <3 <3

[but everyone here knows this already, yes?]

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